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iPhone Apps You Can Definitely Live Without (Part 2)

We started with the list of iPhone apps you can probably do away with, courtesy of CNN Money, in a previous post. We now bring you a few more.

FatBurner2k. For 99 cents, you will not exactly start burning fat – this app, after all, is classified under the “Entertainment” category and therefore is not meant to be taken seriously – but the hope is that you will have a kick about the fact that your iPhone will start vibrating on your tummy, to be placed 6 inches above the belly button.

fatburner Hair Clinic: for man and woman. This one is a bit more pricey, and we have no idea exactly how this is supposed to work. At any rate, this app reportedly helps you “protect your hair;” it supposedly has the ability to give you “healthy and abundant hair” through the generation of “various types of inaudible high and low frequencies to promote blood circulation around hair roots and under the head skin.” To each his own, though, if you seriously believe this may work.

Drunk Sniper. We simply cannot believe that someone actually bothered to come up with this app, but hey, someone somewhere might actually think this is funny. The app is played at crotch level and duplicates the sensation of controlling one’s flow when drunk. The more alcohol is (virtually!) consumed, the more the (virtual) room is going to sway. The app will record the number of splashes or misses you make while heavy on the virtual booze. For women, this is supposedly a chance to know what it’s like for the male population. To that, we pass.

Cow Toss. For 99 cents, you get to flick a cow into oblivion with your finger; all the while, the cow will be mooing and bouncing. Talk is that they wanted to get rated as the “Most Stupid Game”.

FlickABooger. This app joins the “flick” theme of Cow Toss, but this time, you get to flick that which lies in your nostril with such “purpose and accuracy”. You can even save the shots as photos and then send them to your friends.

Seriously, some people need to get a life.